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  • Zen and the Art of Being Out of Your F*cking Mind

    I had a professor who pretended to be a Zen master, and asked our class what 2+2 is. Of course, some genius said that the answer is “4”, and instead of a gold star, he got five “whacks” with a stick, since Zen masters have been known to whack their disciples with sticks for giving…

  • Writing & Instagram Filters

    I’ve always loved writing, ever since I was a boy. I remember I used to write short stories all the time. (It’s safe to say that my genre has changed.) I would print them off, and make little books with them. Once, I even got in trouble for this: my second-grade teacher was fed up…

  • Pubs, Not Clubs

    I have a saying: “pubs, not clubs”. Maybe it’s the proud Brit in me, but I just love pubs (but not clubs). Clubs are expensive, crowded, and worst of all: loud. It makes it impossible to have a conversation! Of course, that’s not what clubs are for: they’re for dancing the night away, or for…

  • Resolutions

    Happy New Year! I feel like I haven’t posted anything since last year. (Get it?) You’ll be pleased to know that one of my resolutions for this year isn’t giving up silly, overdone jokes. That’s a laugh all on its own, really. However, now is officially the time when new year’s resolutions come into effect.…

  • Champagne and Catharsis on NYE

    I can’t say I’ve ever loved New Year’s Eve, probably for the same reason that I usually find my birthdays difficult: it is a holiday closely associated with the idea of change. I have always struggled with change. Just ask my mother. Ironically, New Year’s Eve is a time where people actively plan to make…

  • Merry Christmas!

    I was struggling to think about what to write about for this Christmas. Surely, so much has been said already: the coming of the Saviour, incarnation, grace, God’s love, and so on. But frankly, while I wouldn’t detract from these topics, they are overdone. I could write you a Catholic Hallmark card anytime. But as…

  • Parabellum

    As I write this, I’m sitting in the dark because the power has been out for hours and feel that I have nothing better to do than write. It’s a palpable feeling to sit in the dark for any extended period of time with no distractions. Yes, it’s true that I could sleep, but alas…

  • You Could Miss It

    Everybody wants to live a good life. This is the first principle of practical reasoning: the good should be desired, and evil should be avoided. That one should believe any differently is, in my view, out of the question. If someone asks why this is so, the conversation is best avoided for the simple reason…

  • Here’s Hoping

    To mark the beginning of our Advent season, the first candle you’ll see lit is representative of hope, which, if I’m being honest, is sometimes a blessing and sometimes a curse. Of course, the hope we celebrate at this time of year is that of God’s promises made in the Old Testament and fulfilled in…

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